Not gone forever, though. He's just pissed off because Davo won't buy him a new keyboard. This one has a glitch that automatically creates those bloody umlaut or accent gravé thingos every time he tries to use the " or ' key in front of a vowel.
e.g. é sez é's a daft á'porth. " é sez." Bloody frustrating trying to type the vernacular when have to hit the 'quote' key twice, then back up, delete it then type the truncated vowel.
Oh well, such is life. Into every life a little crap must fall.