Tuesday, March 16, 2010

whatever takes ya fancy

Yer, I know .. a wombat in hibernation .. much has been happening 'in real life' - some of which made me have a squizz at the internet.

Found this .. which has nothing whatsoever to do with anything very much ..
just thought it funny ..

An engineer and a programmer

A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5."

Again, the engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep.

The programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $100!"

This catches the engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game.

The programmer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the programmer.

Now, it's the engineer's turn. He asks the programmer "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?"

The programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers--all to no avail.

After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $100. The engineer politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the engineer and asks "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the programmer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.


Vincent said...

I don't understand why the engineer has to be so much cleverer than the programmer.

I'm a programmer.

But yes, it was funny, in a neat engineering sort of way.

Programmers are a kind of engineer, though they don't work in metal.

Good to hear from you Davo. I hope real life is treating you well.

Jayne said...

Liked it ;)

A. Peasant said...

hahaha! good one. ; D

Guambat Stew said...

It's called information arbitrage.

Anonymous said...

Yer. well .. am still trying to figure out how "new blogger "..(aka GOOGLE) .. and "old blogger" .. sort of fit together. Ain't necessarrlyso.

Joshua, he fit in de whale.


(but the digestive juices are extremely painful .. heh )

Davo said...

Vincent, presumably both engineers and 'programmers' try to make thing as elegant and simple as possible.

Mechanical engineers have a far longer history.

Modern "programmers" are still playing with the edges of elegance.