Monday, November 28, 2005

colonoscopy

Semicolon
You scored 23% Sociability and 70% Sophistication!

Congratulations! You are the semicolon! You are the highest expression
of punctuation; no one has more of a right to be proud. In the hands of
a master, you will purr, sneering at commas, dismissing periods as
beneath your contempt. You separate and connect at the same time, and
no one does it better. The novice will find you difficult to come to
terms with, but you need no one. You are secure in your elegance,
knowing that you, and only you, have the power to mark the skill or
incompetence of the craftsman.
You have no natural enemies; all fear you.
And never, NEVER let anyone tell you that you cannot appear in
dialogue!



My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 33% on Sociability
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You scored higher than 66% on Sophistication
Link: The Which Punctuation Mark Are You Test written by Gazda on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

8 comments:

The Editor said...

I'm a dash. I scored higher than 0% on Sociability and higher than 56% on Sophistication.

You're more sophistacted than I, but you knew that already.

There was a pop-up ad showing me lots of pictures of beautiful, horny women waiting for me here in my home town. I have never seen any of these women up at the local shops... I don't know where they do their shopping...

Davoh said...

More 'dash' than elan, eh? Gerry.

The Editor said...

Obviously, Davo.

Linda Jones Malonson said...

I am a Parenthesis. I scored 15% Sociability and 35% Sophistication!

You enclose and envelope life, as well as things that aren't vital to the main topic. You are something of a loner and take pleasure in the simple things in life. You are uncomplicated for the most part, and don't need anyone (though you are strangely attracted to LISP programmers). The apostrophe is your natural enemy. You like periods (and commas), but tend to keep them somewhat outside.

Davo, you are more social and soophisticate then me. I don't know what a LISP programmer is?

Davoh said...

LISP is a programming language used with AutoCAD (Computer Aided Design). It is an acronyn of LISt Programming .. though the insider joke, apparently, is that it stands for Lost In Stupid Parentheses.

Linda Jones Malonson said...

Davo that sound a lot like me ... being lost in stupid parentheses. Thanks for the fun!

Davoh said...

((((((((Amias))))))))

Linda Jones Malonson said...

On second thought, when you put it like that, I love being lost in prentheses. ((((((((((Davo)))))))))