Crop failure

Um, just a quick thought. With the driest winter on record, South Aussie grain farms aren't producing very much this year .. this condition is apparently widespread across Australia. No wheat, no canola.

Mebbe we should give Iraq a call and see if they can send some of it back. OOps, fergot, not much production there either. Oh well, guess we'll have to import it from the Septics... on the other hand, am sure that we could find a spare "trucking" company to add some sort of "surcharge" to cover the cost of transporting the white elephant overpriced Abrams tanks.