Flying (2)

Little old lady walks up to the pilot of a 747.
LOL, 'Excuse me, but do you worry about the safety of all your passengers?"
Pilot. "Nah , I worry about me and the cockpit crew. If we're alive, you're alive."

Little old lady walks up to a pilot.
LOL. "Excuse me, but isn't flying dangerous?"
Pilot. " Nah, flying is safe, it's only when ya get close to the ground that it gets tricky."

Rules for Pilots.
The three most useless things for a pilot are.
1. the space above you.
2. The height behind you, and
3. A split second ago.

Respect is given by the crew, not a god given right.

Remember that the pilot is always the first to arrive at the scene of an accident.

Forgiveness is easier to obtain than permission.
(mostly applicable to 'un-planned' landings)

Landings.
A "good' landing is one you can walk away from. A "great' landing is one where you can use the aircraft again.