the Economics of scale

G'day, Wombat Wol 'ere.
umm, Smiley central haVE DUNNIT AGAIN .. WHERE'S ME SWAGGIE?? AUSTRALIA PAGE NOT AVAILABLE.. ya think am pissed?? Nah, tried several options.. NOT SILLY. Dunno about all this cumputer control bit.. just thort t' let y' know that davo was shit scared wen 'e did that 2 story gutter bit. Keep tellin' 'im e's a bloody idiot.. but 'e got really pissed the night b4, but still managed t' find sum skill sumwhere.

Now 'e's really pissed orf 'cos it cost 'im more than 'e got. Bittuva battle wiv the quote. 'E reckoned it wuz worth $100 , but the chinese owners only offered 50. (true)

Ah, Effit,davo sez, nevver dun this b4 so will 'avago. MM, thinks davo, nah, 90 bucks.

Beautiful chinese lady translator for owner of house says "$60.00".

"Nah", sez Davo "no less than 65".

"OK", sez beautiful young female chinese negotiator (cynical , 'heh' here.)
"OK", sez Davo. (thinks, ah what the hell, have never done this before, but runs out and buys $170 worth of harness manufactured in Australia)

Rolls up t' job, does it, prepares to eff off... Oldermale chinese who has been in the background watching, signals to young female negotiator. She hands over $75..00

Sheesh, Davo ended up wiv somfing a bit more than the 'bargain' woz.

(Nah, Wombat Wol 'ere, c'n hear some minds workin' .. nah .. Davo wuz just left wiv sum thorts.)