Monday, December 19, 2005

for no real reason

Once again, a pinch from the Cornucopia of jokes and observations. This That and Frog hair



Keep this in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumour!
In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was well known for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who said excitedly, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?" Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test. "Triple filter?" "That's right," Socrates continued "Before you talk to me about my student, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true? "No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and ..." "All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?" "No, on the contrary ..." ."So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but you're not certain it's true. You may still pass the test though, because there's one filter left: the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?" "No, not really." "Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?"
This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why he never found out that Plato was banging his wife.

5 comments:

GreenSmile said...

although is is a wierd place to have found the Talmud's teachings agains gossip I have actually studied Bava Metzia at length with some therapists. In a tractate mostly devoted to business custom and ideas of fair practices, a longish section goes into gossip and equates with murder. That gossip comes in for such heavy denouncement so early in Jewish tradion tells me two things: they lived in a time and place where reputation was serious business and [2] they must have had a lot of gossips.
This article is a good example of what modern jews use these insights for [or should use them anyway] Note: it all starts in Leviticus 19. and its no joke.

Davoh said...

To be honest, much of what I say about religion is based on memories from Sunday school. Am attempting to investigate some sort of 'timeline' for the northern hemisphere 'religions', but is taking some time. The other difficulty is the early southern hemisphere 'legends and faiths', which may, or may not, have any commonality.

Thank you Greensmile, for your assistance.

Linda Jones Malonson said...

This was a joy to read. The ending was funny, but the message was right on target.

Peter said...

Hell Davo I diodn't know Plato was banging Socrates wife either.

Davoh said...

Ah, Peter, this may be one of those 'double-edged' jokes. There is no evidence that he did. (Though Socrates' wife has been described as "wanton".)