Saturday, December 17, 2005

Absences

G'day. Sheesh, dunno about Davo, 'e gets 'is knickers in a knot some times, an' is busy thinkin' so y' won't see 'im fer a few more days. 'E just sent me along t' say that 'e's still alive.

'E sent me out t' look fer a Back Tuit, so i sez, "wot's a bloody Back Tuit?", an' 'e sez "It's one of those things that you bolt on after you've got a Round Tuit, and stops the words from falling out." "Ah", I sez, not understandin' a bloody thing. Strange bloke, Davo.
Wombat Wol.

3 comments:

Three Score and Ten or more said...

years ago, I used to sell stuff, and that lead to occasional motivational speaking (probably only an American phenomenon) I used to make three inch round circles of matboard with a pin on the back and the word "tuit" stenciled on the front, and hand one to every person in the audience, telling them that they had no excuse now, because every one of them got a round tuit.
(By the way, thanks for coming around now and then,)

Davoh said...

mm, am now wondering if a boomerang is the first 'Return Tuit'.

Thanks for visiting Three score+, Merry Christmas.

Linda Jones Malonson said...

Damn I feel so stupid. I had to research the word "Tuit" only to discover it was a wooden nickle. Gee whiz ... I got so much to learn, and I am already old.